"What?" He looked up at David, eyes wide with disbelief. "Seriously? Those are like... the penultimate fantasy books! They like, practically defined the modern day genre. You can't not read these books, that's like... that's like saying you've never seen The Princess Bride!"
"I'd say not reading it, but there are pages and pages of Morganstern just describing clothes, so I really wouldn't blame anyone who just wanted to skip it."
You are never too old for The Hobbit!
"What?" He looked up at David, eyes wide with disbelief. "Seriously? Those are like... the penultimate fantasy books! They like, practically defined the modern day genre. You can't not read these books, that's like... that's like saying you've never seen The Princess Bride!"
"I'd say not reading it, but there are pages and pages of Morganstern just describing clothes, so I really wouldn't blame anyone who just wanted to skip it."