"It's the bloody face cream I use every night," Eddie said, grumbled, actually. He was joking. It was something his wife had done, and that was about as much as he knew about anti-aging remedies - they were shit women slopped on their face before sleeping. But it was kind of hard to tell, at least until he grinned, showing off a mouthful of crooked teeth that only the British dental system could have produced.