It was fortunate then, that Kalvin was lying on his back, opened eyed, and could see the phone being whipped out. A successful call to 911 would have pretty much ruined what he thought was a great joke, and he couldn't let that happen.

"Whoa, hey, it's cool!" he yelped, jerking upright, the pen wobbling a bit as he moved. "I'm okay, dude, seriously, put the phone down."