Rolling his eyes, he kicked Eddie in the shin - lightly - and buckled his pants, then heaved himself onto his feet.

"Well, yeah, I do, but like," he paused brushing a hand through his hair and grinning sheepishly, mostly to himself. "I didn't actually think you'd go for it. Figured you'd be all "Fuck no, I ain't a woman, I ain't putting no dick in my mouth!" I mean, you're the one who's like, all gender stereotypes."