[ April Fools ]

[poeticprivilege]

April Fool's Day was a great day of mischief and japery, and while Kalvin would hardly consider himself a prankster, he could never, ever pass up an occasion to stir up a few laughs.

So that was how he found himself sprawled out on the floor of the library, dressed up just enough to be identifiable as a teacher (slacks instead of jeans, a plain black tank top, his hair slicked back and minimum make-up). A step-ladder lay toppled over at his feet, books from the top-shelf scattered willy-nilly all over the floor, part of a pen stuck to his forehead with fake blood dripping down the side of his face.

Needless to say, it wouldn't be a stretch to call his sense of humor a touch on the morbid side. Poke him and see what happens?

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[borntolose]

Contrary to what one might expect of the man, Eddie has no particular objection to giving blowjobs. Sex was sex, and sometimes they were a lot less work than getting some tight Queen ready for his huge cock. If there was the promised of Eddie getting his after. He didn't give out freebies for anybody, period, end of story.

On the other hand, there was a way to handle this that could be funny. So the big man just looked at Kalvin skeptically, said, "Oi, I thought you didn't want to get fired, but all right."

And then started undoing the smaller man's pants as though he planned to blow him right then and there.

[poeticprivilege]

It was hard to say what surprised Kalvin more; the fact that Eddie acquiesced without a fight, or the fact that he went straight for Kalvin's pants. He squawked indignantly and shoved himself out of the other man's lap, falling flat on his back on the floor.

"Eddie, what the fuck?"

[borntolose]

The groundskeeper started sniggering immediately, his crooked teeth bared in an ugly, but genuinely amused laugh. "I thought you wanted a fucking blowjob?" he asked, grin still wide and shameless.