[ April Fools ]

[poeticprivilege]

April Fool's Day was a great day of mischief and japery, and while Kalvin would hardly consider himself a prankster, he could never, ever pass up an occasion to stir up a few laughs.

So that was how he found himself sprawled out on the floor of the library, dressed up just enough to be identifiable as a teacher (slacks instead of jeans, a plain black tank top, his hair slicked back and minimum make-up). A step-ladder lay toppled over at his feet, books from the top-shelf scattered willy-nilly all over the floor, part of a pen stuck to his forehead with fake blood dripping down the side of his face.

Needless to say, it wouldn't be a stretch to call his sense of humor a touch on the morbid side. Poke him and see what happens?

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[borntolose]

Eddie bit right back, a little harder than a nip, and then pulled his mouth free so he could start kissing and licking at Kalvin's neck. The fake blood was sweet on his tongue, and he rasped one of his low, hoarse chuckles, right before his hand dropped once again to the younger man's ass. If asked, he probably would have been baffled by the concept that gratuitous groping was any more or less improper than public makeouts, but it was a fun game.

[poeticprivilege]

"Ugh, Eddie!" he huffed indignantly, tilting his head back to expose more of his neck to the other male while rolling his eyes. He didn't stop him, though, just sat back making small noises in the back of his throat, lightly tugging on Eddie's long hair with one hand, and digging his nails into his shoulder blade with the other.

[borntolose]

"You like it," the groundskeeper accused in amusement, as his mouth busily ravaged Kalvin's neck and his fingers delved between the smaller man's legs from behind, rubbing.

[poeticprivilege]

"Uhnnnn, that's not the point!" he whined, tilting his head even farther back while arching his spine. he squirmed a little in the big man's grip, worrying his bottom lip between his teeth.

[borntolose]

"Is to me," Eddie said, lapping then biting at the smaller man's throat, his teeth digging in playfully to pale skin like an overeager dog, his hand getting quite busy between Kalvin's legs.

[poeticprivilege]

Huff. He was like a bad dog, really.

"Eddie, stop it, come on," he hissed, body shuddering a little at the pain. "I can't have hickeys on campus, and do you know how much I spend on make-up to cover up the marks you left already? You're right, I like it, but I don't want to be fired."

[borntolose]

"You're not going to get fired," the big man said dismissively, completely unchastened ... except he did actually stop biting, going back to kissing and licking, cleaning the last of the fake blood from Kalvin's neck. "Let's go somewhere."

[poeticprivilege]

Sigh, that was better, though he did really like the biting. They were just a pain in the ass to cover up, especially since they were so big and dark and stood out like a bitch on his pale skin. Cover-up in his skin tone didn't exactly go over dark colors well unless you slathered it on.

"Man, why can't we just make-out? I'm not really in the mood for a full fuck. Unless you want to like, blow me, I could totally go for that."

[borntolose]

Contrary to what one might expect of the man, Eddie has no particular objection to giving blowjobs. Sex was sex, and sometimes they were a lot less work than getting some tight Queen ready for his huge cock. If there was the promised of Eddie getting his after. He didn't give out freebies for anybody, period, end of story.

On the other hand, there was a way to handle this that could be funny. So the big man just looked at Kalvin skeptically, said, "Oi, I thought you didn't want to get fired, but all right."

And then started undoing the smaller man's pants as though he planned to blow him right then and there.

[poeticprivilege]

It was hard to say what surprised Kalvin more; the fact that Eddie acquiesced without a fight, or the fact that he went straight for Kalvin's pants. He squawked indignantly and shoved himself out of the other man's lap, falling flat on his back on the floor.

"Eddie, what the fuck?"

[borntolose]

The groundskeeper started sniggering immediately, his crooked teeth bared in an ugly, but genuinely amused laugh. "I thought you wanted a fucking blowjob?" he asked, grin still wide and shameless.